“How it feels to make the big soup.”
“When I’m mad sometimes I write secret swear words inside people’s fancy grilled cheeses.”
“When I was a baker, someone left a loaf of bread in the oven, which they also left on overnight.”
“Made a Guy a burger. He wanted a picture of me and my ukulele. But he also wanted the burger in the photo. This is my job.”
“She’s been with me ten years, through four head chefs. Today, she clicked her last clack.”
“Server came back and said they had a guest who was autistic and all they wanted was a tower of grilled cheese. I was more than happy to oblige.”
“The way the new Guy labeled this box.”
“This is a real knife that is used by the fish cutter at my current job. He’s been using it for 35 years.”
“Does my supplier hate me? We ordered 150 lbs of halibut for the weekend….We got one 152LB. Fish…i wanted a few collars Man!”
“GM told me cracking a double egg means I knocked someone up, and brother I’m shakin in my nonslip clogs.”
“Turn around and my Buddy is moving tomatoes, Guy didn’t spill a drop.”
“A miracle happened today.”
“Worst spill I’ve had to date.”
“I’m a health inspector (Sorry everyone). This restaurant today had a walken cooler.”
“What my coworker considers clean vs. What I consider clean.”
“I had to quit my delivery job today due to depression, this is how my manager responded.”
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