“Guess I won’t be using the microwave right now…”
“I thought this was a Toothpaste,learned the truth while brushing my teeth.”
“My shoes exploded while running.”
“Took car in for a once over. Recieved broken window.”
“Found the source of the smell in the dishwasher…”
“Not sure who is having a worse day!”
“Someone left the toaster on.”
“About to go to bed and knocked over a full glass(porcelain?) Bottle of avocado oil. Cut my hand, cut my foot, and got oil on everything in a 10 foot radius.”
“Just ruined a basket of fries.”
“I lost my chicken parm, a pyrex container and my spirit.”
“The car’s mirrors randomly got ruined and we have no idea why.”
“This hammer is as hollow as my head..”
“I was trying to mix my dog’s new and old kibble in the Tupperware I store it in, my hand slipped while I was shaking it.”
“There goes dinner.”
“Somebody lost a whole lasagna pan.”
“Loved these shoes can’t buy them anymore.”
“My cookie had no fortune.”
“iPhones are not made of wood”
“Saw this too late in a public restroom.”
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And for the record, he did not know how to make this cut, so he did not, in fact, do what the customer wanted.