“You can tell if a business was founded prior to the internet because they use the tricks to get their name to the front of the alphabet in the phone book (ex: A1 Storage, AAA Cleaning, etc.).”
“The second toe feels like the foot’s middle finger rather than the actual middle toe.”
“No one ever skips breakfast because breakfast literally means breaking the fast. Therefore, those who say they skip breakfast actually eat it later in the day and call it by another name.”
“Due to time zone differences, some babies are born hours before others but have a later birthdate and are thus considered younger.”
“I never know exactly how I fall asleep despite having done it every night of my life.”
“Toothpaste is a perfect example of the Pareto principle: the last 20% lasts 80% of the time it’s used.”
“Airport security can probably tell who is starting/ending their trip based on how the bag is packed when it goes through the X-ray.”
“We should all have AI safe words we tell the people who are close to us in order to prevent malicious deepfakes of ourselves.”
“Maybe people like to pet animals because they miss having fur.”
“Pong is named after ping-pong, but it plays much more like air hockey.”
“With just how many possible combinations there are, you probably say a never-before-uttered sentence every day.”
“The shorter the name of the record, the more impactful it feels.”
“In the future, the middle ages will probably get renamed.”
“If you don’t want to wake your partner up when you go to bed, you either have the best relationship, or the worst relationship”
“If you put on a pair of underwear on top of another pair, then it’s not technically underwear anymore.”
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