“Someone at the gas station I work at put petrol instead of diesel in their brand new car they’ve had for 1 week”
“My sons bike broke in half, 8 km from home.”
“Spilled my water bottle on myself at the airport.”
“Well, unfortunately no breakfast eggs for me.”
“Have an “adult” getaway planned with my fiancée next weekend…my period tracker says otherwise.”
“My ring shows and vibrates with my wife’s heartbeat which is saved in it, but today it’s suddenly stopped for no apparent reason. Disclaimer: My wife is still alive.”
“Normally I pack my lunch the night before but forgot, so I grabbed a can of soup this morning. Turns out I took the wrong can, and it didn’t have a pull tab. This is why I can’t pack a lunch before leaving for work.”
“Received a temporary veneer after my permanent one broke. Ate curry for dinner without thinking.”
“My damn TV fell while I was trying to help my dad set up an internet router. Life is good.”
“Broke two ribs day before a concert I looked forward to for months.”
“My dog ate the commissioned painting I was working on.”
“Didn’t realise I’d knocked over a tin of black treacle in my baking cupboard 3 days ago.”
“Two weeks ago I was talking with 4 coworkers about starting a dnd group we picked a day and time and I busted out my starter set (none of us have ever played) i set up a game table in my dungeny basement and bought drinks and snacks The day came and slowly one by one everyone canceled”
“Got rejected from McDonald’s. This was supposed to be one of the easy entry-level jobs to get hired at.”
“It was my birthday yesterday, So I figured I’d go to Rack Room to use my ✨️incredible✨️ $10 birthday discount. Found a pair I really liked and fit really well. Then I got home and sprayed them with a water & stain shield spray (I like my non-work shoes to stay looking good as long as possible).
When I set them down to dry, I realized they were two slightly different shades of tan. One a little cooler, one a little warmer.”
“My ass sweating through my pants on a double date.”
“I can’t quite tell. Did this dog bed cover shrink in the wash?”
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