"I was standing next to a friend who was scratched on the face, and someone said "what's wrong with your face?" And I said "me?" And she said "No your friend here has a a scratch on their face, you're just unfortunate."."
nobody said they were
Someone put a bunch of letters on slips of paper in a hat and pulled them out one by one.
C - eh?
N - eh?
D - eh?