"I was complaining about the shirt my mom bought me for homecoming in 8th grade. I understand now that times were tight and I should've just been appreciative. She called me a fat slug that looked like a wet sock and I still remember it now at 27."
nobody said they were
Someone put a bunch of letters on slips of paper in a hat and pulled them out one by one.
C - eh?
N - eh?
D - eh?