"So I'm a big guy, and obviiusly as a big guy you get bullied a lot. The best insult my bullies ever said to me was" shut your 500 pound teletubby lookin a*s up". I still laugh hysterically about it 8 years later."
nobody said they were
Someone put a bunch of letters on slips of paper in a hat and pulled them out one by one.
C - eh?
N - eh?
D - eh?