"Cars don't explode when shot at. That's lazy filmmaking.*edit*TIL, people like their cars exploding, gawshdurnit.*edit edit*Also, I call it lazy filmmaking because, well, it f*****g is. If you want to build excitement or intensity, do so with a better plot or with better pacing. Not random, arbitrary explosions. Unless, you are looking to make just a stupid action flick, it's a silly thing to waste the money on shooting."
"Defibrillators - They don't bring back people from the dead. *Edited* - as in they are not used to re-start a stopped/flatline/asystole) (my new word of the day) heart."
"Unemployed actors living in huge Manhattan lofts."
"That nobody seems to need to go to the bathroom. Ever.Edi: Ok not ALL movies. But never just natural. Like rom coms drinking all night? Where's the broken seal? No one's ever like, hang on I have to pee every 5 seconds."
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Smitty 7 month s ago
Wakanda.......((((mic drop))))
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Essie 7 month s ago
#15 Gas tanks are actually designed to avoid exploding!!
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Wendy 7 month s ago
Post loss sex.
A parent or a close friend dies, character 1 is SO sad, character 2 gives hug and then BAM! Torrid sex!
A parent or a close friend dies, character 1 is SO sad, character 2 gives hug and then BAM! Torrid sex!
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Lina 7 month s ago
Wendy,
Grief can make you horny, look it up.
Grief can make you horny, look it up.
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Rebecca 7 month s ago
Lina,
Everything makes me horny. Look!...It's up!
Everything makes me horny. Look!...It's up!
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Cameron 7 month s ago
A couple has an argument and stops speaking to each other for a few days. Then, one of them pays an unexpected visit to the other. One in the hallway, the other in the apartment….door partially opened. That’s when a 3rd person appears (in the apartment) usually wearing only a towel. ‘Hey……you’re out of conditioner…..ooops…..’
Stop doing that scene.
Person leaves apartment in morning.
Returns later that evening……every light in every room is turned on.
Stop doing that scene.
Foot-chase thru streets & alleys.
Person pursued always stops and looks around corner.
Why not just yell ‘Hey! I’m over here!’…..?
Stop doing that scene.
Hero gets the snot knocked out him during movie.
He gets shot….bloody feet…..numerous fists to the face.
But at end of movie is able to walk, smirk, and wisecrack his way out.
Stop doing that scene.
Person is pursued by big, noisy dinosaur/monster.
Person keeps looking back to see if big noisy monster is still pursuing.
Stop doing that scene.
Husband is in hotel with mistress.
Mistress (usually naked except for wearing his shirt) is on bed teasing man while he’s speaking to wife on phone.
Mistress is poking and giggling.
Wife: ‘What’s that? Is someone there with you?’
Husband: ‘No….that’s the TV…..’…. covers receiver and tries to shoo dumbass mistress away.
Stop doing that scene.
Girl being chased by chainsaw guy.
Instead of hiding behind a bush and being real quiet, she chooses to scream real loud while she’s running away.
May as well scream ‘I’M OVER HEEEERE!’
Stop doing that scene.
Evil bad guy gets beaten senselessly by dumb teens he’s kidnapped.
Teens make their escape, only to be stopped by same bad guy somehow managed to get ahead of them despite being smashed in the head/face/shins repeatedly.
Stop doing that scene.
Stop doing that scene.
Person leaves apartment in morning.
Returns later that evening……every light in every room is turned on.
Stop doing that scene.
Foot-chase thru streets & alleys.
Person pursued always stops and looks around corner.
Why not just yell ‘Hey! I’m over here!’…..?
Stop doing that scene.
Hero gets the snot knocked out him during movie.
He gets shot….bloody feet…..numerous fists to the face.
But at end of movie is able to walk, smirk, and wisecrack his way out.
Stop doing that scene.
Person is pursued by big, noisy dinosaur/monster.
Person keeps looking back to see if big noisy monster is still pursuing.
Stop doing that scene.
Husband is in hotel with mistress.
Mistress (usually naked except for wearing his shirt) is on bed teasing man while he’s speaking to wife on phone.
Mistress is poking and giggling.
Wife: ‘What’s that? Is someone there with you?’
Husband: ‘No….that’s the TV…..’…. covers receiver and tries to shoo dumbass mistress away.
Stop doing that scene.
Girl being chased by chainsaw guy.
Instead of hiding behind a bush and being real quiet, she chooses to scream real loud while she’s running away.
May as well scream ‘I’M OVER HEEEERE!’
Stop doing that scene.
Evil bad guy gets beaten senselessly by dumb teens he’s kidnapped.
Teens make their escape, only to be stopped by same bad guy somehow managed to get ahead of them despite being smashed in the head/face/shins repeatedly.
Stop doing that scene.
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Rebecca 7 month s ago
Cameron,
You've just committed the cardinal sin of too many words. The hard-line negative commenters that don't have a life outside of Izismile have unofficially declared that verboten here. I've upvoted you, but you probably won't get any more. Which means you will. Which means you won't. Which means you will. Which means now their heads are exploding.
You've just committed the cardinal sin of too many words. The hard-line negative commenters that don't have a life outside of Izismile have unofficially declared that verboten here. I've upvoted you, but you probably won't get any more. Which means you will. Which means you won't. Which means you will. Which means now their heads are exploding.
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Nibby 7 month s ago
Rebecca, Cameron,
both of you: TL/DR
both of you: TL/DR
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Rebecca 7 month s ago
Cameron,
See, Cameron? If I didn't write what I wrote, you would have been downvoted back to the Stone Age. It takes little to no effort to control most of the sad pathetic commenters here. And, It's fun!
See, Cameron? If I didn't write what I wrote, you would have been downvoted back to the Stone Age. It takes little to no effort to control most of the sad pathetic commenters here. And, It's fun!
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Blanche 7 month s ago
#2 100%. The other day I watched one of those "high tech" spy thrillers. At one point, the two actors playing the hero spies need to get into a dead guy's laptop. One of the actors *thinks hard* for a moment, then inputs a password and - VOILA! - it's correct! The other actor asks "How did you know?" The first actor says "I plugged in 0404, his wife's birthday".
Wow, you not only knew the dead guy had a wife, but knew her birthday? And, since when does ANYONE, much less a spy, have a four digit password??
Wow, you not only knew the dead guy had a wife, but knew her birthday? And, since when does ANYONE, much less a spy, have a four digit password??
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Justina 7 month s ago
It seems that when anyone is hurt in any way, the first thing they do is give them water lol.
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Bernard 7 month s ago
When the hero gets the crap beaten out them, with broken bones in splints and bandages everywhere, and yet is willing to have sex with their partner after a meaningful conversation... bullshipt!
A parent or a close friend dies, character 1 is SO sad, character 2 gives hug and then BAM! Torrid sex!
Grief can make you horny, look it up.
Everything makes me horny. Look!...It's up!
Stop doing that scene.
Person leaves apartment in morning.
Returns later that evening……every light in every room is turned on.
Stop doing that scene.
Foot-chase thru streets & alleys.
Person pursued always stops and looks around corner.
Why not just yell ‘Hey! I’m over here!’…..?
Stop doing that scene.
Hero gets the snot knocked out him during movie.
He gets shot….bloody feet…..numerous fists to the face.
But at end of movie is able to walk, smirk, and wisecrack his way out.
Stop doing that scene.
Person is pursued by big, noisy dinosaur/monster.
Person keeps looking back to see if big noisy monster is still pursuing.
Stop doing that scene.
Husband is in hotel with mistress.
Mistress (usually naked except for wearing his shirt) is on bed teasing man while he’s speaking to wife on phone.
Mistress is poking and giggling.
Wife: ‘What’s that? Is someone there with you?’
Husband: ‘No….that’s the TV…..’…. covers receiver and tries to shoo dumbass mistress away.
Stop doing that scene.
Girl being chased by chainsaw guy.
Instead of hiding behind a bush and being real quiet, she chooses to scream real loud while she’s running away.
May as well scream ‘I’M OVER HEEEERE!’
Stop doing that scene.
Evil bad guy gets beaten senselessly by dumb teens he’s kidnapped.
Teens make their escape, only to be stopped by same bad guy somehow managed to get ahead of them despite being smashed in the head/face/shins repeatedly.
Stop doing that scene.
You've just committed the cardinal sin of too many words. The hard-line negative commenters that don't have a life outside of Izismile have unofficially declared that verboten here. I've upvoted you, but you probably won't get any more. Which means you will. Which means you won't. Which means you will. Which means now their heads are exploding.
both of you: TL/DR
See, Cameron? If I didn't write what I wrote, you would have been downvoted back to the Stone Age. It takes little to no effort to control most of the sad pathetic commenters here. And, It's fun!
Wow, you not only knew the dead guy had a wife, but knew her birthday? And, since when does ANYONE, much less a spy, have a four digit password??