“Overthink social interactions immediately after saying goodbye.”
“Simulate awesome and highly improbable situations with your imagination when you are alone or about to sleep.”
“Use Q-tips the way the instructions warn you not to.”
“Puts lots of plastic bags in another plastic bag and keeps it under their sink.”
“Have imaginary arguments between you and someone else, usually someone you dislike, and winning, embarrassing them in front of everyone.”
“Not really knowing when or how to interact with someone walking towards you down a long hallway. I never know when its time to make eye contact and I end up staring at people like a freak.”
“When getting ready to order at a restaurant, you repeat the order over and over in your head so you don’t forget when it’s time to put in the order. Then as soon as they ask what you’d like your mind goes blank and you have to look at the menu again to find it.”
“Have conversations with themselves while driving.”
“Saying they are busy and can’t go out this weekend, but in reality they are just lying in bed watching netflix.”
“Nose-picking.”
“Judge others. So many people act self righteous about it, but you judge people without even thinking about it. It’s human nature.”
“Binge watch a season of television all day.
Sure, we might say, “oh yeah, I watched A LOT of Breaking Bad this weekend”, but what we really mean is “oh yeah, I did not get off my couch except to pee and bring food to the couch, and even that was a challenge.””
“When you’re all alone and a really embarrassing moment from your past barges into your head. And then you start cursing at yourself out loud.”
“We pretend we’re looking into the shop but really we’re just checking out our reflection in the shop’s windows.”
“Popping blackheads and zits. So satisfying.”
“Sniffing our pits to check whether we stink or not.”
“When I’m walking on a path by a road I start to worry about how I’m walking and if I look like an idiot to everyone.”
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