"CIA Data Collection Tower."

"My network is named Joe's Crab Shack, and we live nowhere near one. We can hear every new neighbor get excited that a Joe's must be right around the corner because the signal is so strong. Year 3 of this and it still hasn't been any less entertaining. I live a block from a university, so there's an endless stream of new neighbors."

"Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wi-Fi."

"My favorite so far is RCMP Surveillance Moose."

"A friends brother had "Riders of RoLAN". I always enjoyed that one."

"I have 2 from my Marine Corps days-Therapistsnextdoor (Someone in the barracks set that up. That one got the attention of the battalion commander.)SCIF hotspot (Stands for Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility. No personal electronics allowed in there.) Someone set that up in the barracks next to the SCIF. The chain of command lost their minds over that one."

"My sister has 3 different networks setup on her router. They're all metal song references. DOWNLOAD with the sickness, the WAN that feeds, and LAN of confusion."

"My girlfriend named ours "Troy and Abed in the Modem" and the password was c00lcoolcoolcool."

"A friend of mine named his WiFi PimpDaddy. I happened to work with his neighbour and she figured out we knew each other. One day she asked why he called his WiFi PimpDaddy. I had no idea, but I mentioned to him that she had asked. The next day she came in and said "He's renamed his WiFi to Nosy Neighbour!"."

"My ssid is 404_Network_unavilable."

"Lived in an apartment building once. Someone had a wifi signal named "we can hear you having s*x" few weeks later I checked again and there was another named "we can hear you NOT having s*x"."

"My parents' wifi is the LAN Before Time."