"Bunch of French students in my appartment block had named theirs Oui-Fi."
"As an AussieI come from the LAN down under."
"I live in the heart of a Mormon community in Utah. There’s a network in my neighborhood that’s called “Joseph Smith made it up”Expert trolling."
"Mine is "Mom! It's this one!"."
"There used to be a church on the downstairs level of a shopping area in my town. The wifi was called "Jesus is the Answer". So the wine bar on the upper level named their WiFi "Wine is the Answer"."
"One of my neighbors uses "Silence of the LANs."."
"My current one is "You kids get off my LAN"."
""Titanic Synching"I live on a boat."
"FBI Surveillance Van 1."
"Super slow.When I hovered over the wifi button in Windows, the pop-up said "Super slow Internet Access". I thought that was pretty cool."
"My dad named his wifi "aliens from outerspace" so that his computer says now connected to aliens from outerspace when it connects to wifi."
"The Wi-Fi at my local YMCA is aptly titled "The Y-Fi"."
"Paperback Router."
"Used to live in a building and three people had the following names:"Not the NSA" "Seriously not the NSA""Might be the NSA"."
"Password is TacoThe password was not Taco."
"It hurts when IP."
"Jonathan_Livingston_Signal."
"My brothers neighbour has a dog that won't stop yipping. One of his other neighbours has their WiFi named "Shut your d**n dog up Dwayne!"."
"Connecto Patronum."
"This might be /r/hailcorporate material, but there is this company called CEX and their networks are "Unprotected CEX" and "Protected CEX""
"Bathroom cam 1."
"That's What She SSID."
"Mine is LAN of Green Gables. I live with my sister. If anyone knows of any red headed orphans, let us know."
"Winternet is coming."
"My neighbor's is named GoAwayDave. I really want to know what Dave did to deserve such infamy."
"“Everyday I’m Buffering”."
"Wi believe I can Fi."
"Nikola TesLAN."
"Bill Wi the Science Fi."
"Martin Router King."
"Not a M**h Lab" and their neighbors, "Definitely a M**h Lab.".
""WillYouBeMyWifi" and previously "WifiAmHome"."
"Our dorms at school have Ethernet but don't allow us to use routers. To get around it, we named our router Orville's MacBook Pro."
"My sister's name is Eileen so her wifi is called WiFileen which is pretty neat I think."
"Mine is Gilligan's iLAN."
""Abraham Linksys" was pretty cute."
"I use "YerAWifiHarry" at my place."
"CIA Data Collection Tower."
"My network is named Joe's Crab Shack, and we live nowhere near one. We can hear every new neighbor get excited that a Joe's must be right around the corner because the signal is so strong. Year 3 of this and it still hasn't been any less entertaining. I live a block from a university, so there's an endless stream of new neighbors."
"Hide Yo Kids Hide Yo Wi-Fi."
"My favorite so far is RCMP Surveillance Moose."
"A friends brother had "Riders of RoLAN". I always enjoyed that one."
"I have 2 from my Marine Corps days-Therapistsnextdoor (Someone in the barracks set that up. That one got the attention of the battalion commander.)SCIF hotspot (Stands for Sensitive Compartmented Information Facility. No personal electronics allowed in there.) Someone set that up in the barracks next to the SCIF. The chain of command lost their minds over that one."
"My sister has 3 different networks setup on her router. They're all metal song references. DOWNLOAD with the sickness, the WAN that feeds, and LAN of confusion."
"My girlfriend named ours "Troy and Abed in the Modem" and the password was c00lcoolcoolcool."
"A friend of mine named his WiFi PimpDaddy. I happened to work with his neighbour and she figured out we knew each other. One day she asked why he called his WiFi PimpDaddy. I had no idea, but I mentioned to him that she had asked. The next day she came in and said "He's renamed his WiFi to Nosy Neighbour!"."
"My ssid is 404_Network_unavilable."
"Lived in an apartment building once. Someone had a wifi signal named "we can hear you having s*x" few weeks later I checked again and there was another named "we can hear you NOT having s*x"."
"My parents' wifi is the LAN Before Time."
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