"Bandicoots are real animals and not just the Crash Team Racing character. I was about 27."
"You can just twist the deodorant to remove the protective cap instead of wrangling it out with your teeth."
"Think how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them...are stupider than that."
---------George Carlin.
Make this into a bumper sticker: “George Carlin. Now…More Than Ever.”