
"Dinosaur bones in museums aren't real bones only a cast (sometimes smaller displays will be real but they will state so)."
"I know absolutely nothing about fashion and my wife watches a show called “Say yes to the dress” about picking wedding dresses. They kept using a term to describe sleeves and after hearing it a dozen times I paused the show and said “JFC! What the hell are CAT-sleeves? Nothing about em looks like a d**n cat”She informed me the term is “Cap-sleeves” and now if she seees that sort of sleeves on someone she turns to me and meows."
"Think how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them...are stupider than that."
---------George Carlin.
Make this into a bumper sticker: “George Carlin. Now…More Than Ever.”