"I thought baby carrots taste different than big carrot cause the baby ones always seem more wet and I don’t like that….so figured they were also grown differently like maybe they were a different species of carrot -turns out they are just big carrots cut up and shaped. I like big carrots."
"Think how stupid the average person is, and realize that half of them...are stupider than that."
---------George Carlin.
Make this into a bumper sticker: “George Carlin. Now…More Than Ever.”