My mom, sister, and I went on a vacation. While in the elevator, my sister joked “The reason we brought you here was to break the news you’re adopted.” The man in front of us turned around and said “and I’m your real father”. The doors opened and he walked out.It was the best timing and absolutely hilarious.
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Kit 5 month s ago
#5 I did, but there's more to the plot than just somebody going on a killing spree. Why do you think it's called, "Devil."
#7 I was on an elevator in a hospital a few years ago and there was an old woman who was going to a floor after mine. We exchanged hello's and I pressed the button. We didn't speak, and when the door opened at my floor to about four people about to get on, I said to the woman, "And that's where babies come from" and walked out.
#7 I was on an elevator in a hospital a few years ago and there was an old woman who was going to a floor after mine. We exchanged hello's and I pressed the button. We didn't speak, and when the door opened at my floor to about four people about to get on, I said to the woman, "And that's where babies come from" and walked out.
#7 I was on an elevator in a hospital a few years ago and there was an old woman who was going to a floor after mine. We exchanged hello's and I pressed the button. We didn't speak, and when the door opened at my floor to about four people about to get on, I said to the woman, "And that's where babies come from" and walked out.