Ever wanted to clear a room without saying much?
"True story, my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting. I guess she looks at my dad and says, “When are you going to tell your wife about me?” My parents are happily married; she was just pranking him. My dad said it was the longest elevator ride of his life."
"Pretending to talk on a phone: “Well, the doctor will let me know as soon as the test results are back if it’s tuberculosis.”"
"My grandpa farted in an elevator with a priest once and it was so bad it made the priest use the lord’s name in vain. Absolute legend."
“Has anyone seen the movie ‘Devil’, where people get stuck in an elevator? And someone goes on a killing spree?”
Saying the floor numbers out loud.
stand in the corner facing away from everyone, bang your head against the wall and say “NO, I won’t do it, no no, not again.”
“I bet you are all wondering why I gathered you here today?”
I am a delivery driver and any time I’m in an elevator with people I say “you hear about all the people who died in this elevator?”
Wearing an earbud/ Bluetooth ear piece and saying “the target is in the elevator right now”
I’ve always been a fan of “This body is weak, I must find a new host”
Gotta go, gotta go, gotta go! Gotta go! Big sigh never mind too late.
My mom, sister, and I went on a vacation. While in the elevator, my sister joked “The reason we brought you here was to break the news you’re adopted.” The man in front of us turned around and said “and I’m your real father”. The doors opened and he walked out.It was the best timing and absolutely hilarious.
Me and my friend used to tease each other. Once we were in an elevator and I asked: do you still have lice? We were left alone right after the next stop.
So who wants an orgy if the elevator gets stuck?
smile and stare at the wall “relax ….. relax.. Dave…… everything gonna be all right, …they don’t know anything … they can’t hear your thoughts”
Hold your phone to your ear and say, “It was working ok with just the one old cable but now I think there’s too much weight for it”
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#7 I was on an elevator in a hospital a few years ago and there was an old woman who was going to a floor after mine. We exchanged hello's and I pressed the button. We didn't speak, and when the door opened at my floor to about four people about to get on, I said to the woman, "And that's where babies come from" and walked out.