"True story, my mom and dad were in a crowded elevator while my mom was very obviously pregnant to the point of bursting. I guess she looks at my dad and says, “When are you going to tell your wife about me?” My parents are happily married; she was just pranking him. My dad said it was the longest elevator ride of his life."

#7 I was on an elevator in a hospital a few years ago and there was an old woman who was going to a floor after mine. We exchanged hello's and I pressed the button. We didn't speak, and when the door opened at my floor to about four people about to get on, I said to the woman, "And that's where babies come from" and walked out.