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#7 You forgot to say "by accident."
I was about to say that. My old Alienware laptop came with an adapter from 3.5" to optical to use in the same jack.
#37 mutant.
#42 mutant.
So that's where I left it..... :)
#40
Here it is the employers responsibility to pay a living wage not left to customers.
What a rort and Americans are accepting of the practice.
being very redundant i see..