
"TIL that James H. Salisbury, the inventor of Salisbury steak, was an early proponent of germ theory and invented his steak to prevent diarrhea."
“He believed vegetables and starchy foods produced poisonous substances in the digestive system which were responsible for heart disease, tumors, mental illness and tuberculosis.”
Boring
He’s smarter than you.
- Bread.
- Apples.
- Very small rocks.
- Cider!
- Great gravy.
- Cherries.
- Mud.
- Churches.
- Lead.
If she weighs the same as a duck
She's made of wood - And, therefore
- A witch! - A witch!
#37 It's just the lower end of the bell curve. The upper end are the highly intellectual, so there obviously also must be an opposite of that.