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Cornie 3 month s ago
Wife: I know you think I’m acting like a b***h.

Me: I don’t think you’re acting.

That was 14 years ago and I am still married
       
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Isabelle 3 month s ago
Cornie,

You're married, unfortunately to different people.
       
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I deleted all my German friends from my phone

Now it’s hans free.

 

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