#2 looks like none of them completely leaked out, Drama Queen.

#8 wtf is a noodle filter?

#5 Umm thats how the world looks through your rods and cones. In fact, black is not a color our eyes see, and the natural "grain" is just normally filtered by the brain.

#16 Your wife is lying to you.

# 6 this not peanut butter, but gingerbread cookies spread.

World famous in the Netherlands and Belgium.

The has a German text by the way.

#21 She has 2 identical pair of shoes??

#17 Fun fact: You can ignore a jury summons if there’s no proof of delivery.

#16 perfume bottle is a strange euphemism for a massive sh*t. However for a duty this heavy I recommend calling the European Institute of Fecal Measurements in Switzerland. It may be a record or something.

#6 Spekulatius Creme is a rich, spiced, sweet spread made from finely ground German/Dutch Spekulatius cookies, tasting like a creamy, spiced gingerbread or Biscoff, packed with cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves

#15 Reynaud's Syndrome

#12 I have slight doubt that you actually "had to" do this. I'm pretty sure there were other options.