This car parked under a tree that is home to thousands of birds every evening.
Only ONE Pizza Roll didn’t completely leak out during baking.
Big purchase, small door.
This cat knocked over an old family heirloom while their owner was at work.
“I’ve been diagnosed with Visual Snow Syndrome, a neurological condition that makes me see the world like this and has no cure”
This person opened a brand new (sealed) jar of peanut butter only to find THIS!
“Not how I wanted to spend my morning.”
“Trusted the noodle filter and it slipped into the sink.”
When you accidentally set it to 10 mins instead of 1 min.
“Some girl dropped her Vape, so she decided to go hunting for it on the floor while her car was still in motion. She smashed into the neighbor’s parked car.”
“Went and saw Highly Suspect in Nashville w 2 of my kids. Came out to find someone broke into my truck, the only vehicle in the lot that got broken into out of 30+ cars. Had to drive 1.5 hours back home w no window in 10 degree temps. I’ve never been more cold in my entire life.”
“All I did was close my car door…”
“Had a bad break up this morning and now my dish washer is smoking.”
This lady’s hands get like this EVERY WINTER.
“Wife dropped perfume.”
“State and federal jury duty summons in the same week.”
“Somebody fainted at a college graduation.”
“Doctor told me I’ve been “running on fumes” the past 3 years. Turns out chronic stress makes you need to do stuff like this. This is how I remember to bring a lunch.”
“I worked diligently on an amazing sauce for dinner for the last hour or so – at the very end I added cornstarch to thicken it a little. Only that it wasn’t cornstarch, it was baking soda.”
“Wife accidentally brought two left shoes to a work trip.”
And now the biggest betrayal of them all… two cups in a three cup pack!!!
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#8 wtf is a noodle filter?
I figured a "noodle filter" was a strainer.