“Went and saw Highly Suspect in Nashville w 2 of my kids. Came out to find someone broke into my truck, the only vehicle in the lot that got broken into out of 30+ cars. Had to drive 1.5 hours back home w no window in 10 degree temps. I’ve never been more cold in my entire life.”
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Micah 1 weeks ago
#2 looks like none of them completely leaked out, Drama Queen.
#8 wtf is a noodle filter?
#8 wtf is a noodle filter?
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Abram 1 weeks ago
Micah,
I figured a "noodle filter" was a strainer.
I figured a "noodle filter" was a strainer.
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Nibby 1 weeks ago
Micah, What TF is a pizza roll?
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Julian 1 weeks ago
Nibby, They are yummy, pizza rolls are just little crusts filled with pizza sauce. Geno's pizza rolls if you can find them.
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Alphinias 1 weeks ago
#5 Umm thats how the world looks through your rods and cones. In fact, black is not a color our eyes see, and the natural "grain" is just normally filtered by the brain.
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Nicole 1 weeks ago
#16 Your wife is lying to you.
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Bennie 1 weeks ago
Nicole,
Unless she has a gallon bottle of perfume.
Unless she has a gallon bottle of perfume.
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Gussie 1 weeks ago
# 6 this not peanut butter, but gingerbread cookies spread.
World famous in the Netherlands and Belgium.
The has a German text by the way.
World famous in the Netherlands and Belgium.
The has a German text by the way.
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Bennie 1 weeks ago
#21 She has 2 identical pair of shoes??
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Janie 1 weeks ago
#17 Fun fact: You can ignore a jury summons if there’s no proof of delivery.
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Lindy 1 weeks ago
#16 perfume bottle is a strange euphemism for a massive sh*t. However for a duty this heavy I recommend calling the European Institute of Fecal Measurements in Switzerland. It may be a record or something.
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Bennie 1 weeks ago
Lindy,
I think a guy named Randy currently holds the record.
I think a guy named Randy currently holds the record.
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Sammy 1 weeks ago
Bennie,
Bennie with the South Park reference.
Bennie with the South Park reference.
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Epaphroditius 1 weeks ago
#6 Spekulatius Creme is a rich, spiced, sweet spread made from finely ground German/Dutch Spekulatius cookies, tasting like a creamy, spiced gingerbread or Biscoff, packed with cinnamon, nutmeg, and cloves
#15 Reynaud's Syndrome
#15 Reynaud's Syndrome
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Obadiah 5 days ago
#12 I have slight doubt that you actually "had to" do this. I'm pretty sure there were other options.
#8 wtf is a noodle filter?
I figured a "noodle filter" was a strainer.
Unless she has a gallon bottle of perfume.
World famous in the Netherlands and Belgium.
The has a German text by the way.
I think a guy named Randy currently holds the record.
Bennie with the South Park reference.
#15 Reynaud's Syndrome