No Boob Is Created Equal

Let’s address the always popular ta-tas. Tig ol’ bitties. Call them whatever you want, we really don’t care. All we want to tell you is that those bad boys are sisters, not twins. What we mean by that is that breasts are never equal in size – one is always slightly larger than the other. Who knew? Having two symmetrical breasts sounds a bit boring anyway, doesn’t it? After all, friends come in all shapes and sizes [insert wink emoticon here]. Plus, trying to balance two martini glasses on non-symmetrical breasts makes the task infinitely harder, making the task also a lot more fun. And everyone loves to balance martini glasses on breasts, right? Exactly.