There was no “the” scandal with my town. – One girl showed up piss drunk in the morning with a water bottle of vodka. In eighth grade. – A group of girls made a “suicide pact” and in order to fulfill their pact, jumped off of one of the girls’ 10 foot balcony. They were out for a week for counselling. – High school gym teacher was arrested for sending gay porn to an elementary school kid and inviting him to come over. – 2 girls got pregnant freshman year. – Our high school had our own version of March Madness in which guys would try to sleep with as many girls as possible in March. – Oh, and one day, this girl came to school wearing a wife-beater with nothing underneath and you could totally see her nipples underneath.

And this wasn’t a small town or anything, I lived in an affluent town.” – yognautilus