20 Hilarious Goth Fails (20 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       30 Aug 2010       170891       68

Many people try to put on the Gothic look and some pull it off better than others. The photos in this post are some of the others. Many of these folks look like they are dressing up in some freakish costumes for Halloween.

 

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frosch 10 year s ago
11 16 17 NO fail at all

8 sexy as hell

14 is no goth
(we don't do beards)
       
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Alazama 4 month s ago
Most of these weren’t even close to fails.... vomit
       
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NemesisKismet 10 year s ago
"(we don't do beards)"

Clearly you've never heard of Rob Zombie.
       
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Vincent 10 year s ago
I admit, some of these were laughably bad, but most were actually pretty stylish, and miscategorized as fails.
       
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hum 10 year s ago
NemesisKismet,
Rob zombie isn't gothic.
       
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samthesham 10 year s ago
have of these photos have been posted already.
       
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izifail.com 10 year s ago
10 hilarious web fails:
1.http://izismile.com
2.http://izismile.com
3.http://izismile.com
4.http://izismile.com
5.http://izismile.com
6.http://izismile.com
7.http://izismile.com
8.http://izismile.com
9.http://izismile.com
10.http://izismile.com
       
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gouth 10 year s ago
Goths are silly anyways :) Gotta admit that this bunch was slightly funnier than the average insecure, "lookatme,imunique" -gothfolk.
       
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Trained 8 year s ago
You know, clothes aren't just meant to attract attention, but also to express oneself. If those people feel very dark inside, why not show it? ^.^
       
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Gothika 8 year s ago
Epic ansfer
       
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Zelly 10 year s ago
Not all of them are fail...I think some of them look pretty good
       
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Bronlonious 10 year s ago
whata bunch of losers
       
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mm 10 year s ago
Number 16 is fine. The others...I just don't get it.
       
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5555555555555555 10 year s ago
gimme A big magnet and there will be no goths.
       
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silver blog surfer 10 year s ago
number 18 is awesome i think i am gone apply that with me girlfriend lololololol
       
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Jayzen Freeze 10 year s ago
A magnet??? what the hell are you talking about?? If it is the body piercings there non magnetic all of them I know.
       
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owner 10 year s ago
not all of them are fails some are epic fails
       
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gothsarefunnybutnotthis 10 year s ago
Number 18 is Sophie Lancaster who was kicked to death for dressing like a goth in 2007.
       
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llamallama 8 year s ago
omg ppl are stupid =-=
and also she almost looks like everyone else except for the chain leash and the belts on the clothes =-=
i mean really? and all those haters here and anywhere else should start minding their own business and stop sticking their nose into othe ppl's business ....
like they got nothing better to do then to insult ppl because they express them selves in a certain way which doesnt hurt anyone. ugh
Also the whole post is a fail....couple of them are cyber gotsh and some of them are rly ok even cool looking. clearly the guy who made it is a troll...oh well :)
       
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incognito562 10 year s ago
a chain human leash ....

wtf
       
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Tim 8 year s ago
Where your fantasy stops, your life does the same.

Seems like your life is quite shallow :(
       
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2tired 10 year s ago
#16 is hot, i have to tell, she 'goth' me
       
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Tim 8 year s ago
I agree with thee
       
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FOR 2tired 10 year s ago
@ 2tired: you got it bro, she really is hot ;)
       
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daveyyyy 10 year s ago
number 14 is not a fail due to the awesome beard and the cool way to wear glasses.
       
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bla 10 year s ago
the extremely colored ones with dreads are not goths, they're cyber punks.
       
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Gothika 8 year s ago
Some are Cybergoth or Industrial goth m8.
       
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Mushroom Man 10 year s ago
6 was some kind of aborted fat blob, 11 the cyber chic was cute but probably give you crabs or something, 12 was totally gay........
       
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João 10 year s ago
I bet how they have mommy and daddy issues, and their parent's don't give a shit to them,never talked to them, they don't have any idea of how to live, don't have job's or go to college.
       
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corejacks 10 year s ago
all of these guys give goth a bad name... people do love hell more than heaven!
       
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HollyxHero 10 year s ago
If #13 didn't have dreads, he'd be damn sexy. ^.^
And the -guy- in #18
and #15. ^__^
As well as many gorgeous gals in here, too, like #16 and #8.
       
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FranzUckerstaff 10 year s ago
number 16 is hoott!!
       
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itsme 10 year s ago
#5 & #13 are the same person
       
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ass 10 year s ago
The number 7 couple looks fine. And number 8 is not Sophie Lancaster.
       
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...blue hair..ozmg 8 year s ago
Honestly this is a fail in of itself. A sad attempt to draw humor from a fashion that the author does not understand or apparently care for. Many of these are HORRIBLY miscategorized...and I'd die at 16's feet.
       
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Christian 8 year s ago
i cant agree with you more blue hair, a good handful of these people are legit goths/deathrockers or whatever, and a good portion is people who tried to hard or dont really know what goth is, you want goth look into bauhaus, christian death, cinema strange etc... most of the people making comments on here dont even know their shit its sad really...
       
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Jump 8 year s ago
Cyber-industrial and normal goth's
       
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VicBlack 8 year s ago
i wish i knew where some of those outfits they had gotten them from becuz i wud love to wear those clothes!!! especially number 16 and 18 XD i love those cute clothings!! also 3 and 8. somethign about corsets i absolutely love!!
       
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Escape 8 year s ago
Not all of them are goths, just other styles...and i guess the one who made this doesnt really know what a goth is and what he can wear...
So yeh...the fail is the person who made this :D
       
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Carwash 8 year s ago
...this is a fail, some of these might have started in the genre of goth, but they already broken off into their own genre - i.e. streampunk.
       
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Lyss 8 year s ago
Okay, well we can all admit that number 6 is a scary evil dwarf thing. Half of these aren't even goth, and like 2 actually look okay... but there are some bad ones.
       
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Anon 8 year s ago
All of these people are people remember, being a 'goth' DOES NOT mean you have 'mommy and daddy issues, and their parent's don't give a shit to them,never talked to them, they don't have any idea of how to live, don't have job's or go to college.'
I have many friends who dress like this who have degrees, good well paid jobs and perfectly functional families, so all I have to say on behalf of those people is 'FUCK YOU' just because people are different does not mean they're dysfunctional people, you wouldn't say the same to disabled people or black people now would you? people are different and narrow minded fucks like you need to grow up and realise that. Also I saw it has already been mentioned but, the people in #4 are boyfriend and girlfriend who were beaten the shit out of for looking like that, the girl was beaten to death, no human being deserves to be treated like that not even the narrow minded twat I quoted in this comment.
       
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Gothika 8 year s ago
Hail to you. I work at a community center and im more of a cyber/industrial-type-of-goth.
       
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becca 8 year s ago
oooooooo i like 16 :O
       
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Skeleton 8 year s ago
The bearded Guy with the cool Glasses looks more like a Strange famous-Rapper than like a Goth
       
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Metal dude. 8 year s ago
Number six is some strange Emo Ham beast.

There are a few "um, wtf" ones in this group, but the Goth community does tend to assess style and beauty in a different level to mainstream ideas. Shit, I'd rather see most of this then those Dorito looking Orange bleach blonds.
       
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Anon 8 year s ago
Most of these do not look good. However, most all look like cosplays. So. Not even goth. Admittedly, some are obviously not, like number 1, and it's obvious they don't really have the face to pull it off.
11 has got to be some kind of cosplay. NOWHERE near goth. Far too bright.
2 is verging on KISS lookalikes. 3, the girl is pretty good, but I look at the guy and swear I think he dressed like that on a dare. XD. 4 has a rapeface, and I don't even know what to CALL 5. 6 looks like an attempt of a mixture of goth, lolita, and I don't know what else. Maybe emo? 7 isn't too horrible, but with some clockwork on the girl I'd say more steampunk than goth, tbh. Or SCA, now that I think about it. I can imagine her walking around Ren Faire. 8 looks pretty decent, and if 9 had given more of a "I hate the world" scowl vs such a weird smile, they could have pulled it off. My only problem with 10 is their hair... I feel it's too bright for anything but cosplay.
12 is definitely a Halloween costume; you can see the makeup on their faces and necks. Zombie fail, maybe? 13 isn't goth. It's a guy with a shit ton of piercings in abnormal places for most people. I don't know what to call 14, but he's not goth. Just no. 15 looks like a KISS adaptation too. 17 with a more stoic look alone could work, with black hair instead of that ginger-y red even better. 18 is pretty damn good, the guy definitely looks dark and goth-y. Not quite just goth, but still. The only problem is the girls face/hair, I feel. Other than that it's a good one. 19 is like some kind of Ozzy Osbourne look, with a steampunk hat, so it's pretty bad, and 20... Except for the spiderweb eye contacts (Which, I think, are fucking AWESOME), I would say some kind of vampire. More narrowed, evil eyes and make them, say, yellow, and it won't be such a fail. Now, though, he just looks like a vampire wannabe who can takes a shit ton of pain. Lol.
       
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Compilation 8 year s ago
You reeeeeaaaally never heard of different subgenre's of the goth subculture, have you? =') Get out of your cave and take a look in the modern world. Even I do that, while I'm as conservative as a conserve can =')

11: Cyber, no doubt. 2: Yeah, ke, you're probably right here. 3: I don't see how that argument doesn't make them goth... 4: Wow, your second valid answer! That probably be a random Metal-head. 5: Punk, no doubt. 6: Well... Let's call that a pig, shall we? Just some overweight alto. 7: You must have lost count there? =') Where the hell do you see anything steampunk related? =') I don't see a clock anywhere on them =') But probably still goth. Now 8: more looks like your description of what you think to be steampunk. But your blindness and lack of knowledge comes up once again. That's no clock, those are cyber-goggles. Along with the dreads and the weird looking officer type of clothes, you're able to give her cybergoth as well. 9: Just goth. 10: Just goth at a festival. They like to show each other off somehow when put together... 11: Had that. Last thing I can say: Damn hot. 12: You should have drop the whole Halloween idea by now actually... I feel you're pretty stubborn... No, this is still just goth. Probably some cross over between normal goth and cybergoth. Clearly on their way to some freaky party. 13: Take a closer look here. See the make up on his eye's. Still goth. 14: You really don't look, do you? Note the Victorian clothing. Yes, goth. 15: There is just no option not naming that goth. Your unknowing is growing up to pure stupidity now. You forgot 16: Goth all the way, cyber that probably is. 17: No comment. Should be clear by now. 18: Now your taste is running low too. There's more on her than just the low cut spaghetti top which doesn't make herself hot. 19: Dude. Ozzy Osbourne look. The goth look more or less started with him. If you don't call that goth, you seriously need to consider having a brain transplantation. 20: Still goth =')

I can't help to note half of your commentary on these people is as invalid as your picture of jesus. Half of it doesn't even relate to the actual look, but is just some "fact" you seem to have caught right from the sky, as if it where floating towards you. Do something about that when you decide to comment on something else =')
       
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Mission 8 year s ago
how the hell is 16 considered a fail?
       
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TheLeprechaun 8 year s ago
A lot of these are either idiots joking around... or cyberPunk/Punk style.. rather than goth. and some of them are actually pretty fucking hot/cool. Granted there are a few MAJOR fails in there, but majority of this list does not apply for one reason or another.
       
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anon 8 year s ago
hahahahaha #16 you guys like? its a trap LOL this is a dude, lol the "hottest" one is a dude.. lol
       
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gazette 8 year s ago
are you people stupid? #2 is misfits style, not goth.
       
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Fen 8 year s ago
Not Misfits...Samhain.
       
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Gothika 8 year s ago
CYBER-INDUSTRIAL GOTH

(ppl appearantly make fun of it and dont even know what their talking about. If you dont know what your talking about you should shut up and learn instead of making fun without knowing the facts.)
       
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Wish 8 year s ago
#16 is a guy? XD i like it even more now! (yay for traps!)
       
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CottonCandy 8 year s ago
how is #16 a guy?
       
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Tim 8 year s ago
Miss 11 and miss 16. I'd do them, fuck all your other opinions here. Those are steamy hot
       
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yera 8 year s ago
#5 the eyes <3<3<3<3<<3<<<3
(for those who dont know that "guy" is xronix. one of the two people in the world who officially makes eyeball tattoos.)
       
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bob 8 year s ago
Wtf some of these aren't even goth and most of them aren't fails -_-
       
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Kaylee 8 year s ago
Most of these are legit. And goths fall under different categories if you really wanna go that far. Like Victorian Goths or Vampire Goths or Cyber Goths.
       
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getyourheadfuzzy 8 year s ago
Number 2 are not goth !
it's a cover punk rock band named the misfats, that mimics the punk band the misfits (whitch invented a crossover style between punk and goth horror punk...more representative song of their style is hybrid moments). youtube search misfats hungry moments and get some culture in you lazy brains.
       
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loveless chan 8 year s ago
7 and 16 arent actually fails
       
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Mikhail 8 year s ago
Whoever compiled this list needs some education. Most of these are totally fine. In #2, the guys are dressed as the Misfits, hardly goth. 7, and 18. 8 and 11 are dressed in cyber goth style. 14 is totally ok, and 20 just has a bunch of piercings. 16 has def style...that's cyber goth to a point. Bad bad article. Some are genuinely weird, but the author ought to look into subcultures abit harder, and educate themself about things such as individual style.
       
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Other 8 year s ago
#14 looks amazing to me.
       
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Push 8 year s ago
5 and 13 is the same person -.-
       
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ai.tsoutsoura 7 year s ago
if i were i guy i would do her number 16
       
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TakenagaxMiyoshi 6 year s ago
16 and 17 are beautiful, not fail
       
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Creasey 2 month s ago
I don't understand why articles like these exist in the first place. Isn't the point of goth or any alternative subculture's purpose is the music? I don't understand why people in the alt scene still want to project mainstream beauty standards in a subculture that wants to get away from them? dash
       
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