Hotel Photograph Fakeouts (34 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       8 Sep 2010       17312       9

Most resorts show myth pictures at their official web sites as they are trying to attract more tourists. But photographers from Oyster decided to visit different hotels undercover and see the reality. They took many pictures and finally compared their results to photos found on hotels’ sites. Some comparisons are funny.

 

D.R. Photo Fakeout: The myth of mega resort serenity

Jamaica Photo Fakeout: Sexy lady phenomenon

Hawaii Photo Fakeout: Say bye-bye to your serene hotel beach scene

Wedding Photo Fakeout: A classy, intimate beach wedding for everybody!

D.R. Photo Fakeout: This buffet looked more delicious in 1988

Jamaica Photo Fakeout: Breezes Montego Bay

Hawaii Photo Fakeout: The magical art of the teensy pool crop

Jamaica Photo Fakeout: Smiling gym-goers are questionable

D.C. Photo Fakeout: Ain't no lobby too small for a Kimpton wine party

Miami Photo Fakeout: The smiling gym-goer strikes again

Miami Photo Fakeout: When hotel decor goes missing

L.A. Photo Fakeout: The Incredible Shrinking Pool

Miami Photo Fakeout: Model Man goes surfing in a hot tub

Hawaii Photo Fakeout: The magical art of the teensy pool crop

L.A. Photo Fakeout: The magic of framing hides the magic of Macy's

L.A. Photo Fakeout: When flora goes missing

Las Vegas Photo Fakeout: Good luck finding a lounge chair



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Credits:  www.oyster.com
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Sambone 9 year s ago
Wished I had seen this BEFORE we went to the "secluded" resort in Mexico. I got more peace, quiet, seclusion and privacy from the comfort of my back deck. Of course, no one brings this gringo unlimited booze with a fake smile either, but hey.
       
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STR 9 year s ago
yeah
i fuckin rented a fuckin room hotel in sihuatanejo.

it had some big scary fuckin spiders in my bed.

FUCK
fuck
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FUCK


althought this fucking spiders apeared, batman saved me.

BATMAN
       
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lex 9 year s ago
its called MARKETING!!! The same thing that car makers do, when they release the cars power and fuel consumption. A good example is the Vlkswagens 2.0 TDI Diesel which has a 10-12 liters per 100 km consumption, but VW says it has half that!!!!
       
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Obefiend 9 year s ago
fffuuuuuuu that sucks
       
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gigantes 9 year s ago
much ado about nothing.

the oyster people seem like perfect representatives of the spoiled, bratty tourist mindset. meaning, the kind that believes in postcard fantasies.

having scrolled most of the list, NONE of the 'after' pictures i saw were all that unreasonable or shocking. that's not to say that there aren't plenty of bait-and-switch horror stories out there, but these aren't remotely of that caliber from what i see.
       
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;) 9 year s ago
It's called advertising :p
       
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7 9 year s ago
I hate the response "It's called advertising".. It's really stupid. A lie is a lie.
What's next "It's called holocaust"?
       
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rolotomasi 9 year s ago
To be honest, this looks like the american moronic attitude for suing everything:
Hotel room NOT EXACTLY like in the brochure ? Lawsuit !
Sea water not the same color as in brochure ? Lawsuit !

They all kinds of laws, except the one "you're too retarded hence you keep your mouth shut"
       
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school grants 9 year s ago
Great site. A lot of useful information here. I’m sending it to some friends!
       
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