Most resorts show myth pictures at their official web sites as they are trying to attract more tourists. But photographers from Oyster decided to visit different hotels undercover and see the reality. They took many pictures and finally compared their results to photos found on hotels’ sites. Some comparisons are funny.
D.R. Photo Fakeout: The myth of mega resort serenity
Jamaica Photo Fakeout: Sexy lady phenomenon
Hawaii Photo Fakeout: Say bye-bye to your serene hotel beach scene
Wedding Photo Fakeout: A classy, intimate beach wedding for everybody!
D.R. Photo Fakeout: This buffet looked more delicious in 1988
Jamaica Photo Fakeout: Breezes Montego Bay
Hawaii Photo Fakeout: The magical art of the teensy pool crop
Jamaica Photo Fakeout: Smiling gym-goers are questionable
D.C. Photo Fakeout: Ain't no lobby too small for a Kimpton wine party
Miami Photo Fakeout: The smiling gym-goer strikes again
Miami Photo Fakeout: When hotel decor goes missing
L.A. Photo Fakeout: The Incredible Shrinking Pool
Miami Photo Fakeout: Model Man goes surfing in a hot tub
Hawaii Photo Fakeout: The magical art of the teensy pool crop
L.A. Photo Fakeout: The magic of framing hides the magic of Macy's
L.A. Photo Fakeout: When flora goes missing
Las Vegas Photo Fakeout: Good luck finding a lounge chair
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i fuckin rented a fuckin room hotel in sihuatanejo.
it had some big scary fuckin spiders in my bed.
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althought this fucking spiders apeared, batman saved me.
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the oyster people seem like perfect representatives of the spoiled, bratty tourist mindset. meaning, the kind that believes in postcard fantasies.
having scrolled most of the list, NONE of the 'after' pictures i saw were all that unreasonable or shocking. that's not to say that there aren't plenty of bait-and-switch horror stories out there, but these aren't remotely of that caliber from what i see.
What's next "It's called holocaust"?
Hotel room NOT EXACTLY like in the brochure ? Lawsuit !
Sea water not the same color as in brochure ? Lawsuit !
They all kinds of laws, except the one "you're too retarded hence you keep your mouth shut"