See how different countries and people see the map of Europe and know its geography. It’s hilarious!
Where I Live
Editorial for Süddeutsche Zeitung, June 2009
Europe According to USA
Europe According to France
Europe According to Germany
Europe According to Italy
Europe According to Bulgaria
Europe According to Britain
Europe According to Gay Men
Cyprus Swimming in the Sea at Night
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Yrs, but their country seemed to be occupied at the time so it was done in the UK and funded by the UK. Now, relax, stop being pedantic and enjoy the fun.
fucking upload higher res pictures
1/2 of Austria would be included in REAL GERMANY.
Monte carlo would be hide money land.
France would be Linksland or LinksReich (colloquial for faggots' land).
Netherlands would be sheisser porn, anal sex and bongs.
Spain would be Holiday Land, Greece- BankruptcyReich, Italy- CavalleroReich (after that orang Italian Berlusconi), Britain would be Snobundesland am überlegenaufspielenReich con (Snobland upon [sic: baseless] Superiority Complex Kingdom).
Tourkey would be DoenerBehaartsland (Hairy Doener Kebab land of skilless, moron labour).
Poland would be hard-worker land- they are very hard workers with good skills and work for very little. Very impressive.
Yes- Poland DID crack the enigma first- they had their hands on captured German equipment much earlier than the BRitish or the Americans.
Too often the Poles and Czechs are not given enough credit for their fighting- probably because Britain, ruled by an inbred drunkard, was too busy stabbing them in the back so Stalin could gobble them up at Yalta picnic.
This is supposed to be a map of Europe...