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Unusual Exam Answers. Part 2 (23 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       23 Sep 2010       85511       12

It’s been a long time I haven’t come across funny and creative exam answers such as these.

So here’s a new collection of unusual answers on exams that will surely raise your mood.

 

Previous parts:

Funny Exam (30 pics)

Unusual Exam Answers (39 pics)

 

And here are some more:

 

 

Q. Name the four seasons

A. Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar

 

Q. Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink

A. Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists

 

Q. How is dew formed

A. The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire 

 

Q. What causes the tides in the oceans

A. The tides are a fight between the earth and the moon. All water tends to flow towards the moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature abhors a vacuum. I forget where the sun joins the fight

 

Q. What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on

A. If you are buying a house they will insist that you are well endowed

 

Q. In a democratic society, how important are elections

A. Very important. Sex can only happen when a male gets an election

 

Q. What are steroids

A. Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs

 

Q. What happens to your body as you age

A. When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental

 

Q. What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty

A. He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery

 

Q. Name a major disease associated with cigarettes

A. Premature death

 

Q. What is artificial insemination

A. When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow

 

Q. How can you delay milk turning sour

A. Keep it in the cow

 

Q. How are the main 20 parts of the body categorised (e.g. The abdomen)

A. The body is consisted into 3 parts – the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain, the borax contains the heart and lungs and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels: A, E, I, O and U

 

Q. What is the most common form of birth control

A. Most people prevent contraception by wearing a condominium

 

Q. Give the meaning of the term 'Caesarean section'

 

A. The caesarean section is a district in Rome

 

Q. What is a seizure?

A. A Roman Emperor.

 

Q. What is a terminal illness

A. When you are sick at the airport.

 

Q. What does the word ‘benign’ mean?

A. Benign is what you will be after you be eight

 

Q. What is a turbine?

A. Something an Arab or Shreik wears on his head



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briere 9 year s ago
^_____^
       
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lolipop 9 year s ago
hahahah....
       
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ludwig_rx 9 year s ago
hilarious!
       
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Retonik 9 year s ago
13 and 22 almost kill me= )
       
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;) 9 year s ago
Hilarious stuff! :)
       
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Analphilosopher 9 year s ago
lol niiiiceeee ☺
       
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Brumle 9 year s ago
2(X+Y)
X²+2XY+Y²

FFS, stupid kid.
       
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heh 9 year s ago
heh.. 2x+2y , stupid kid :p
       
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lol 9 year s ago
public school...meh.
       
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Fii 9 year s ago
Stupid children... :(
       
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Soopermexican 9 year s ago
this killed me. killed me dead at work. one of the funniest things i've seen on the interwebs. thanks!!
       
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shane.fromaggio 6 year s ago
Totally fake. The same exact handwriting is used in several "answers."
       
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