Unconventional Books for Children. Part 3 (15 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       30 Sep 2010       12377       7

Children’s books can teach little ones how to behave, give useful advice at the right time, and help to understand this world. But there are these other kinds of books. They are surely funny to adults, but they are kinda creepy. Happily kids won't understand them, for now.

 

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Granted, they probably mean "gay" as in "happy." But the goat's horn up the bum and creepy farmer looking on approvingly? Something not so "happy" is going on.

If someone tells you they have a "pocket book of boners," you should probably turn and walk in the other direction. No wait, run.

"One Nation Indivisible," indeed.

Wow, book. Way to be a Jerk! What's next, "Who Cares About Elderly People?"

That's what she said...?

Do little boys really need a book to tell them how to do this?

"Yep, that's some armpit hair." -Dr. Ted. E. Bear, M.D.

You'd think the creators of this book would have been familiar enough with children to know what they think upon hearing the word "Pooh."

Unfortunately, the answer to that question is going to be disgusting 99% of the time.

Pro-Life pamphlets would be a lot more effective if they went the whole "your fetus can complain inside you" route.

We're in no way saying having gay uncles is creepy, but this book cover showing two grown men hovering over an androgynous child with creepy smiles definitely sends the wrong message.

Yikes! What happened to escapism? Please go to "Narnia," or something!

Somehow, an illustrated book with nude corpses on the cover is not how we'd go about explaining nuclear war to children.

We're going to go ahead and say a tornado or a car accident aren't exactly on the same "scary thing" scale as 9/11. The fact that it's a coloring book makes it even worse.

A wolf in a lab coat saying "Yum" at a giant turd isn't even the weirdest thing on this book cover. Maybe it's the fact that Mr. Poop (or Senor Caca) is wearing a beret and plaid golfer pants.



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dfghsdfhsdf 10 year s ago
not god
       
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2Cool4Ice 10 year s ago
Whats with the hair of the boy on the right in #pic3 ? fell into chlorium?
       
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Analphilosopher 10 year s ago
lmao, are these reallll??
       
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Peanut 10 year s ago
Strange.
       
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lolipop 10 year s ago
not good for kids
       
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severe_009 10 year s ago
Lol funny post
       
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4down2 10 year s ago
A lot of perverted ideas ?
       
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