Uncanny Factoid: Beans

Posted in Pictures       26 Oct 2010       3893       4

Beans Beans the magical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot!

Did you know that board beans and soybeans include oligosaccharides, a type of sugar molecule that is also found in cabbage?

Since a normal human digestive tract doesn't contain anti - oligosaccarides when you consume large portions of beans or cabbage the digestion produces a flatulence type gassy byproduct which of course causes us to pass gas.

 

There are many versions of the magical fruit song...here are a few, feel free to sing outloud and shock your co-workers...

 

Beans, beans, the musical fruit
The more you eat, the more you toot
The more you toot, the better you feel
So let's have beans at every meal!

or

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the happier/better you feel
So let's eat beans with every meal

or

Beans, beans, they're good for your heart
The more you eat, the more you fart
The more you fart, the more you eat
The more you sit on the toilet seat


Learn Something: Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages it.



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Peanut 8 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
OK.
       
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KungFu Grip 8 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i feel dumber now for having read this post. thanks a lot izi i though we were friends :(
       
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2Cool4Ice 8 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
i didn't read this!
       
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IzismileNeedsAnEditor 8 year s ago MARK AS SPAM
I can't find anything to support this theory about passing gas damaging space suits, just a bunch of dildos across the web repeating it without citing a source.
       
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