Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous (15 pics)

Posted in       31 Jan 2011       16058       7

Recently, Digiorno announced the launch of some ridiculous frozen foods for the frozen food aisle. They are undoubtedly that strangest frozen food ideas ever conceived by a food company in a long time. What were they thinking?

 

Obama Fingers

Nothing like cashing in on popular people and trends with a lazy ass product like this. I'd recommend Palin Yukon potatoes as an accompaniment to Obama Fingers.

1 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Eggo Breakfast Pizza

Eggo though the best way to start your day would be with a simulated 'breakfast' pizza. The toppings? Yogurt, granola and freeze dried berries. The result? A soggy mess.

2 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Pickle Pops

Oh for effs sake. This is just disturbing and wrong. Nothing like a nice sour load in your mouth on a hot summers day.

3 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

DiGiorno Pizza And Cookies

This is what started the idea for this list. What the eff Digiorno? How lazy are people getting that they can't reach over 3 feet away to the frozen dessert aisle? If you want a temporary depression cure in a box, go crazy.

4 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Pancake & Sausage On A Stick

Hung over from your pizza and cookie meal from the night before? Well start your day right with the laziest concoction ever created. Slouch on your ass and enjoy this artery clogging breakfast monstrosity.

5 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Hot Pockets Sideshots

Hockey pucks stuffed with gooey cheese and meat product. This is the next step once you're too lazy to go get fast food from your local grease joint.

6 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Pilsbury Pizza Pops

Can't pick up that phone for pizza? Well pop these f***ers into the toaster.

7 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Breyers Bubble Gum Ice Cream

If you want to simulate swallowing large loads of gum, this is the product for you.

8 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Yummy Chicken Breast Rings

Chicken breast and 'rings' should never be in the same sentence.

9 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Frozen Sushi

You can enjoy an hour or two wondering how the hell to prepare this. Do you microwave it? Or do you let it thaw till you can smell delicious freezerburned salmon?

10 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Findus Crispy Pancakes

Sounds delicious, but these are not God's pancakes. An abomination.

11 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Skyline Chili Spaghetti

Cincinatti's finest chili spaghetti, now ready for your microwave. Overcooked pasta never tasted so good.

12 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Mister Brains 4 Pork Faggots

Faggots: Faggots are traditionally made from pig's heart, liver and belly fat meat as well as other meat cut offs. Basically an American hotdog in meatball form. I'll pass, thanks.

13 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Lowreys Microwaveable Pork Rinds

Pork rinds are an acquired taste. So what about popping pig skin in your microwave? Sounds delicious, right? Right?

14 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

Stouffers Welsh Rarebit

A fancy name for toast covered in cheese. Who thought this was a good idea?

15 Frozen Foods that are Ridiculous

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picdumpfan 10 year s ago
#15... When I worked in a grocery store, Stouffers Welsh Rarebit was one of the most popular freezer items.. Go figure...lol
       
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2Cool4Ice 10 year s ago
frozen cheaase-
       
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hm 10 year s ago
I saw one time a fruit pizza in my sick dream. I laughed then because it was so ridiculous. Someone had to have the same stupid dream...
       
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djp 10 year s ago
Findus Crispy Pancakes were very fashionable in the late 70's! Can't say I've seen any since about 1983 and I'm very glad of that fact!
       
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incognito562 10 year s ago
wow
       
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GOODSTUFF4U 10 year s ago
great beer food - when you home alone
       
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Apu Kalipshis 10 year s ago
# 7 is similar to that in Latin America called empanadas
       
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