Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?

Posted in PICTURES       4 Feb 2011       36302       22 GALLERY VIEW

It’s pretty easy to find out what gender your computer is.

Follow the instructions inside the post and you’ll see.

 

1) Open your notepad 
2) Type or copy paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3) Save as computer_sex.vbs
4) Run the file. 

If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy if woman’s, well, it’s a girl.

I have a baby girl :)

What about you?

Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?



22   Comments ?
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1.
ferrari 10 year s ago
I have a Boy!! LOL
       
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2.
dalharen 10 year s ago
XP = Male voice
Vista and up = Female
       
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vishpri 10 year s ago
I dont get it...how that works?
       
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kwyjibo 10 year s ago
Why can't we down-vote posts any more?

This one needs it.
       
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5.
Kaiks 10 year s ago
yay I have a girl..:)
Her name is Helen Patrick (HP)
       
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ima let u finish 10 year s ago
kwyjibo totally agree with you.
       
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foreveralone 10 year s ago
click to hear womans voice once and again...
foreveralone.jpg
       
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8.
HUGH 10 year s ago
IT'S A BOY
       
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9.
AnnaMolly 10 year s ago
My PC is a Personal Chick!
       
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10.
ad 10 year s ago
Microsoft Sam here :P
       
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Siwy 10 year s ago
in win7 it's a girl :D
       
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12.
Florentina 10 year s ago
it`s a girl!!!
       
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13.
Belin 10 year s ago
It's a gay !!!
       
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hm 10 year s ago
old lady... :/
       
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15.
coswpisuje 10 year s ago
dalharen, You've ruined all the fun! xP
       
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27642 10 year s ago
you have selected microsoft sam as the computer's default voice
       
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Mr. Ree 10 year s ago
Mine sounds like a husky voiced woman - my computer must be experiencing a sexual identity crisis!
       
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18.
2Cool4Ice 10 year s ago
i have windows 7 anda transexual

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"hardcore you pussy motherfucker"
       
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19.
incognito562 10 year s ago
ha
       
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20.
douglas 10 year s ago
create other sentences and listen to them.

FOREVER ALONE
       
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21.
ok69 10 year s ago
It´s a bitch!
       
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22.
Offer 2 year s ago
does this even work?
       
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