Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?

Posted in PICTURES       4 Feb 2011       35852       22

It’s pretty easy to find out what gender your computer is.

Follow the instructions inside the post and you’ll see.

 

1) Open your notepad 
2) Type or copy paste: CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"I love you"
3) Save as computer_sex.vbs
4) Run the file. 

If you hear a male voice, congratulations, you have a boy if woman’s, well, it’s a girl.

I have a baby girl :)

What about you?

Is Your Computer a Boy or a Girl?


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1.
ferrari 9 year s ago
I have a Boy!! LOL
       
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2.
dalharen 9 year s ago
XP = Male voice
Vista and up = Female
       
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vishpri 9 year s ago
I dont get it...how that works?
       
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kwyjibo 9 year s ago
Why can't we down-vote posts any more?

This one needs it.
       
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5.
Kaiks 9 year s ago
yay I have a girl..:)
Her name is Helen Patrick (HP)
       
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ima let u finish 9 year s ago
kwyjibo totally agree with you.
       
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foreveralone 9 year s ago
click to hear womans voice once and again...
foreveralone.jpg
       
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8.
HUGH 9 year s ago
IT'S A BOY
       
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9.
AnnaMolly 9 year s ago
My PC is a Personal Chick!
       
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10.
ad 9 year s ago
Microsoft Sam here :P
       
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Siwy 9 year s ago
in win7 it's a girl :D
       
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12.
Florentina 9 year s ago
it`s a girl!!!
       
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13.
Belin 9 year s ago
It's a gay !!!
       
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hm 9 year s ago
old lady... :/
       
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15.
coswpisuje 9 year s ago
dalharen, You've ruined all the fun! xP
       
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27642 9 year s ago
you have selected microsoft sam as the computer's default voice
       
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Mr. Ree 9 year s ago
Mine sounds like a husky voiced woman - my computer must be experiencing a sexual identity crisis!
       
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18.
2Cool4Ice 9 year s ago
i have windows 7 anda transexual

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"hardcore you pussy motherfucker"
       
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19.
incognito562 9 year s ago
ha
       
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20.
douglas 9 year s ago
create other sentences and listen to them.

FOREVER ALONE
       
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21.
ok69 9 year s ago
It´s a bitch!
       
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Offer 1 year ago
does this even work?
       
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