Message to All the Girls on Facebook (11 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       7 Feb 2011       26191       10

This message should help all the girls to create a nice looking profile picture on Facebook with a webcam, since it points how to avoid looking dumb.

 

1 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

1. Back the hell up. We don’t want to see your pores

2 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

Imagine how weird it would be if you were this close in real life.

2. Don’t make weird hand gestures.

3 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

As my US history teacher said, “It means third grade, three times.”

3. Keep your damn clothes on.

4 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

Hundreds of people see your shit; there’s no way ALL of them want to see you in the buff. Dignity, people.

4. No weird expressions. You don’t look cool and spontaneous - in fact, we think you look disturbed.

5 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

Don’t judge me, I have facial deformities.

5. Absolutely no duckface.

6 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

You aren’t a lipstick model, it’s not attractive.

6. Don’t hold a wad of cash.

7 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

g3ttin monies

7. Don’t show us your tattoo. We think it’s stupid.

8 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

“idk it’s Chinese for like tomato or something”

8. Don’t black and white/sepia yourself. We have moved into the 21st century, your camera should do the same.

9 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

I’m hoping the classiness of the sepia makes up for how unclassy I really am.

9. Don’t use that Mac “colored pencil” effect. We think you look like a vampire.

10 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

You guys can’t see my acne this way, right?

10. Don’t Picnik your picture or add song lyrics to it.

11 Message to All the Girls on Facebook

We don’t think you’re deep, and we judge your taste in music.

 

On behalf of your facebook friends, thanks for sparing us the agony of another duckfaced Picnik’d girl in her bra holding cash while doing the west side symbol in black and white.



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oscar_adrian80 10 year s ago
being hot also helps
       
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Davs7 10 year s ago
Do whatever you what
       
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sparkler 10 year s ago
11. if you have large breasts make sure they are in the picture as well.
       
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Alkhoren 10 year s ago
If you want to have a slutty impression on people, do just that. Facebook is not a goddamn meeting site
       
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Tarzan 10 year s ago
meet real people. dont trust on sites/....
       
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666. 10 year s ago
DIE!! You Social Fucks.
I Have No Need For Your Sympathy.
       
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incognito562 10 year s ago
lolololol
       
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Dalroc 10 year s ago
11. Look at the camera with BOTH eyes.

x)
       
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Peanut 10 year s ago
Facebook sucks. Real people rock.
       
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Tomas 9 year s ago
amazing what finirg your head coach can do for your ball club. Since Jim Haslet took over, the Rams are 2-0 with two very impressive wins against the Cowboys and
       
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