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You have two cows, one black and one white. You chase away the cow that produces all the milk and clone the other one.
You are a cow.
You have two cows. You make one into the god of your civilization and accuse the second one of blasphemy against the god cow.
You have two cows. But your bro is arguing with you to decide who will get both cows while nobody milks the cows.
You have two cows. Since you had it, you need to pay the taxes for adquiring a cow. Now you have one cow. Then, since once you had two cows, you need to pay 33% of it to the government (if not, you are going to jail and will never succeed in quit your debt). So you pay 66% of your last cow and it dies. Now your are poor and exploited so as everybody else, but you are happy becouse its carnival!!! TUM DUM TUM DUM TXI LIC XIC LIC XIC!!!
Argentinian Capitalism
You have two cows. Since you had it, you have to pay 21% of taxes for adquirin a cow.If you cows are the Holland grandiose dairy cows, so they are imported you now have 50% of extra taxes of the complete value. Now you paid 71% only of taxes. Now you're on the road to misery, so you milk your cows, you sell the milk and now you have to pay 6% income taxes.Now money is not enough, you can not pay wages, now you have to slaughter two cows, you sell the meat, you pay extra 6% income taxes.
Then you paid 83% taxes because if not you got to jail to get naild in your ass, paid the wages,you go into bankruptcy, people go to strike, block the roads because they want your THREE cows, they take away from you even your dairy gloves .
Finally you are miserably poor, no money, your dream became a nightmare, the politicians of government go to Cancun beaches with their whoes, party alot and live the happy life, live their dream And all with the Money of You Taxes.Your Money!!!!!!
You have two cows. They win a beauty pageant.
Polish capitalism
You have two cows. Your neighbor has three cows. You secretly poison two of his cows so you can have more cows than him.
I have two cows.. its food for 2 months.. hurray.. :)
You have two cows, sell all the milk at double price 'cause high oil prices.
You have two cows. One is sickly, cannot produce milk, eats a lot and costs a lot to maintain. The other has all the potential to make you rich will all the high quality milk that it can produce plus the cost of maintaining the cow is low. You kill the latter because the former is imported from the United States.
capitalism and utter delights
IT’S GOOD TO BE A CAPITALIST PIG
http://goodstuff4u.multiply.com/journal/item/207/
You think you have two cows, but you don't know what a cow looks like. You take a nap.
DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only one cow, which was a gift from your government.
A REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor can get his own.
A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
You have two cows. Your neighbor can get his own.
A DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for being successful. You vote people into office who tax your cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The people you voted for then take the tax money and buy a cow and give it to your neighbor. You feel righteous.
You have two cows, Guerrilla steals one cow and paramilitary the other one, the government acuse you to be a narco and supporter rebels, then they kill you.
You have two cows. You are not the kind of guy to take care of cows. You hire some refugees for nothing to do the job. You might manage to get some subsidy for your business. You don’t invest the money to the business- you still have two cows but you are having fun and you sell the milk in very expensive prices in rich neighborhoods who buy it because it’s organic. You will never pay taxes, as you’ll always end up bankrupt, and always reopen with new franchise and again with the help of a subsidy.