Never miss your mark in the dark again!
Robert "Beau" Thompson has created a new condom with handles. This new condom will make sure that you sink that rubber on the right member no matter how dark or drunk you are. At first the new condom was hard to sell, but now they have “Sensis” on Wal-greens shelves.
The rubber is a normal condom, but it has handles or stirrups at the bottom that help you to roll it on right the first time.
Uncanny Factoid: It is estimated that 5,000,000,000 condoms are used every year worldwide.
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