Accusations of vote tampering will not stop the unstoppable Putin, who clearly has a lot to offer his country.
He takes Tic-Tac-Toe very seriously
He'll arm wrestle you - anytime, anywhere
He understands your horse's problem
He knows how to hug a dog
He pioneered shirtless Ping-Pong
His favorite past-time is beating up children
Every time he walks away from something you expect it to blow up
He can clean your teeth
He loves to dress up with George Bush
He cares about his fans
He also knows what your bird is going through
He doesn't care about your fears
He'll make you a new mug
He's constantly surprised
He dresses to impress
He's best friends with Michael Flately
He loves it when you listen to his heartbeat
He also pioneered shirtless fishing
He isn't afraid to let you know what he thinks
He's a friend of the ocean
He WILL pile-drive you
He might be the bad guy from "The Matrix"
He's stronger than you - even with a dog watching
He'll nurse you back to health
He doesn't care about your dumb meeting
He'll whisper sweet nothings to you
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We didn't recognize because he shaved!
this is the best post of the day!
EX-KGB AGENT
HE DOESN'T FEAR ANY, EVEN 007