I know what ya thinkin’ about. But in this case we will talk about one young woman and her wild imagination of how to pass a drug test, or more precisely how to fail it using her privates.
Mischelle Lindy Salzgeber, a 20-year-old woman from Dade City, Florida, has violated her felony probation for dealing in a stolen property in a certainly remarkable manner. Salzberger’s attempt to pass the drug test at the probation office turned into a double fail.
When the authorities conducted the body scan of the woman they were surprised to find something resembling a pill bottle deep inside her vagina. Salzberger then confessed at the police station that she inserted a small vodka bottle filled with another person’s urine into the vagina to cheat at the test. Unfortunately for the woman, that other urine was also tainted with drugs. Both tampering with urine and failing the chemical test led to Salzberger being apprehended and her probation revoked.
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And to the fake "Mr. Ree" above, go fuck your dog while your daddy cheers you on.