Reasons You Should Vacate Facebook Immediately (26 pics)

Posted in PICTURES       5 Apr 2012       11860       6 GALLERY VIEW

Social media has almost become an extension of some people’s bodies and minds, which can lead to some awkward and even criminal situations.

 

You've just gotten into a car accident

You're robbing a house

In November 2011, this guy signed into Facebook from a computer inside a home he broke into before sprinting from the scene. Unfortunately, he forgot to logout before he left.

You're trying to sleep

You miss MySpace

You really miss MySpace

You really really really miss MySpace

You just got caught masturbating on a plane

You're asking for dating advice

You're posting shit like this

You have a birds nest in your closet

You're holding someone hostage

Jason Valdez held a woman hostage for 16 hours in a hotel room in Utah and basically live-blogged the entire thing on Facebook.

You stepped on some glass

Your father just died

Your friend is passed out drunk in the snow

You just broke your neck

You're on the toilet

You're on the toilet and need toilet paper

You're with someone you're Facebook friends with

You are this lady

Your house is on fire

You just stole someone's phone

This man broke into someone's car and stole their cellphone.

According to police, "The suspect apparently took a picture of himself on the victim's phone, and due to her settings, it automatically uploaded to her Facebook page."

He was caught shortly after.

You're in a public restroom

You just had sex

You just burned your vagina

You're leaving completely pointless comments

You're sniffing gasoline


Credits:  www.buzzfeed.com


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orendadude 9 year s ago
Gay
       
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ptpie 9 year s ago
eeeeeehhhhhhhhhh
       
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jichaelmacksn 9 year s ago
sad. all of it
       
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Tarzan 9 year s ago
bunch of tards
       
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gigantes 9 year s ago
here's one you didn't mention: your izismile site hosts at least three facebook javascripts which attempt to track the user at all times as long as they're logged in to FB.

yes, you're part of the very problem you advise against.
       
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Opie 9 year s ago
I weep for the future of humanity. We are doomed.
       
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