The six-year-old child of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes is consistent if nothing else, especially when it comes to her seemingly constant bored facial expression.
Blankets? BORING.
Juice box? BORING.
Mom and Dad? BORING.
Gymnastics? BORING.
Easter? BORING.
Hot pink snow parka? BORING.
Whatever is over there? BORING.
Beach vacation? BORING.
Face-paint? BORING.
Umbrellas? BORING.
Holding hands? BORING.
Baseball games? BORING.Pink tights? BORING.
Polka dots? BORING.
Eating my own shirt? BORING.
Hanging out in dad's arms? BORING.
The ballet? BORING.
Walking around? BORING.
Eating a croissant? BORING.
Peacoats? BORING.
Fairy wings? BORING.
Juice box again? I thought I said it was BORING!
Granola bars? BORING.
Gigantic pink dress? BORING.
Stopping for a Kodak moment? BORING.
Lemonade? BORING.
Fur coats? BORING.
Ice cream? BORING.
Birthday presents? BORING.
Stuffed animals? BORING.
Hanging with dad? BORING.
Life in general? BORING.
Cupcakes? ...NOW WE'RE TALKING!
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...uh, well, she would probably just laugh at my tiny weenie.