Every day we are faced with the unexplainable, but the following mysteries really take the cake.
Does this dog tip well?
Did this cat just burn her tongue?
Does this baby have a fear of flowers now?
Can this panda beat Shaq in one-on-one?
What about Gumby?
How did this polar bear get a traffic cone on his head?
Who is the middle otter REALLY in love with?
What's so bad about watermelon?
Or what's so good?
How does this even work?
What is this sloth's major?
Who is asking all these questions?
Did these dogs end up hanging ten?
Where are these people from?
Why did these animals ruin these pictures?
Why didn't this actress get way, way more work?
Who embarrassed this walrus?
Will you please just take this cat out for pizza?
How mad would you be if this happened to you?
Why do people take pictures with iPads?
What rude things did someone do to make this sassy starfish angry?
What did this lady do to make a turtle slap her?
Did these families ever re-take their family portraits?
Are there any jobs worse than this?
Do monkeys have the best smile in the animal kingdom?
When did the world become so much less cool?
Who dressed these animals up?
Was this the best birthday ever?
Is there any worse way to die?
Did this kid pass?
Did anybody taco 'bout it?
Is this the cutest thing on the internet?
Did you end up taking this squirrel out for pizza instead?
Why do some people think Facebook is Google?
Where do you buy a ten pound bag of Lucky Charms marshmellows?
Or these?
How did this even happen?
Have you seen this dog?
Who let the Rock on Splash Mountain?
Where does the kid on the left get his hair done?
Would you mess with this gorilla?
Did this guy ever get his quarter back?
Why doesn't Snoop Dogg dress like this all the time?
Or this?
What is even going on here?
Does this kid love fries?
Wait. I can answer that one: yes, yes he does.
The perfect way to troll people on the internet is to post messages that refer to people as niggers, faggots, chinks or other politically incorrect terms.
Gullible assholes that are niggers, faggots, chinks or other sub-human scum will get upset and start posting messages on the same message boards using your name and defaming you.
It's great fun knowing that just by using a few select words, you can really ruin stupid people's lives.
With that being said, one of those gullible nigger faggots (or faggot niggers) will soon post some shit using the name Mr. Ree.
Watch, it'll happen.
Truth is, I am such an idiot faggot, that I am the one reacting to the trolling!!!
Please, oh please don't troll me anymore, or I'll have to repeat myself again!!!!
Whaaaaaaa.... :(