Sometimes it’s hard to tell if you have an addiction, which is why we are posting these clear indicators of an unhealthy Facebook obsession.
You start becoming desperate for likes:
You try to be really deep:
You use it to keep track of literally everything that happens in a relationship:
You try to use it to buy drugs:
You put way too much effort into taking a profile picture:
Facebook thinks you're a knee:
You think paranormal things are starting to happen:
You start to lose your mind:
You start mixing status updates together:
You get robbed:
You start trying to act tough to justify your addiction:
You start treating it like a diary:
You forget what punctuation is:
You jump on every bandwagon you can:
"Can u say it on my wall?":
You lose your ability to spell:
Everyone starts to look like they're plotting against you:
Strange things start to look delicious:
You think making statuses is more helpful than going outside:
You want to ruin everyone else's childhood:
You cut your hair just for a profile picture:
You start to think everything is okay to ask for in a wall post:
You start having weird feelings for family members:
Or for body parts:
Your weekend plans start to become ridiculous:
You don't know when to quit anymore:
Posting statuses becomes the most exciting part of your day!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Facebook>Hospital:
You try to find job opportunities using it:
You like your own status:
You have time to do this:
You start worrying about every little thing:
Your parents start becoming just as creepy as you are:
And then this happens:
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