Whether you want to admit or not we have all done the following things at least once in our lives, or will at some point.
Singing along to a song, leaving the room, and seeing if you are still in sync with it when you come back
Spelling "Wednesday" "Wed-Nes-Day"
Writing the wrong dates on projects so you look like a better student
Saying "what" only to realize a second later you understood the person
Thinking 1990 was ten years ago
Forgeting the names of everyone you just met immediately
...and hoping a friend gets introduced to them as soon as possible.
Cleaning your hands with the condensation from a glass of water
Hating books with movie poster covers
Throwing away the package of food, only to have to dig it out of the garbage seconds later to check the directions
Wiping your cellphone screen so all the smudges go in the same direction
Making a mistake while typing a password and deleting everything instead of just using backspace
Wondering how many photos of random people have you in the background
Despite being an adult with years of school under your belt, needing to recite the whole alphabet every time to find a letter
Always stopping the microwave with one second left
Always having to keep the line you're reading at the top of the page
Speaking to every baby or pet in a really high voice
Thinking up soundtracks to a movie that will never be made
Sleeping with a blanket regardless of temperature
Having fictional arguments in your head
And plugging this in wrong every single time