These cover stories from People magazine used to be important to followers of celebrity news, but today those headlines are somewhat strange and funny to read.
Drew Barrymore's first marriage
April 11, 1994
Gwen and Brad's engagement
January 13, 1997
Anything Philip Michael Thomas
December 09, 1985
Laci Peterson's murder
October 11, 2004
Julia Roberts and Lyle Lovett's marriage
July 12, 1993
Christie Brinkley's helicopter crash
April 18, 1994
American Idol (nice hair, Ryan Seacrest)
May 01, 2003
Sandra Bullock's "happy" marriage to Jesse James
July 31, 2006
Demi Moore taking a break from acting
April 23, 2001
Shannen Doherty's quickie wedding
October 11, 1993
Brooke Shields's and Andre Agassi's split
April 26, 1999
Mike Tyson and Robin Given's marriage
June 27, 1988
Heidi Montag
January 25, 2010
Mark Harmon as the sexiest man alive
January 27, 1986
Burt and Loni
June 28, 1993
Tom and Nicole being in love
June 08, 1992
"Sassy" Katie Couric
August 09, 1993
Eddie Murphy's wedding to his first wife (she's now on "Hollywood Exes")
March 22, 1993
Tanya Tucker and Glen Cambell's breakup
May 04, 1981
Cher and Gregg Allman
September 08, 1975
Apple Martin
May 31, 2004
Madonna and Sean Penn marry
September 02, 1985
Selena's murder
April 17, 1995
Britney and Kevin Federline get engaged
July 12, 2004
JFK Jr. and Daryl Hannah
August 16, 1993
Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz's wedding
June 02, 2008
Robert Downey Jr.'s drug addiction
December 18, 2000
Renée Zellweger and Kenny Chesney
May 23, 2005
Prince William's first birthday
June 27, 1983
Nicky Hilton's weird brief Vegas marriage
Aug 30, 2004
Donald and Ivana Trump's breakup
February 26, 1990
Elvis's 40th birthday
January 13, 1975
Brad and Jen's wedding
August 14, 2000
Death of Dana Plato
May 24, 1999
Roy gets mauled by a tiger
September 27, 2004
Priscilla Presley and Michael Jackson break up
February 05, 1996
Leona Helmsley's tax fraud
September 11, 1989
Ted Danson and Whoopi Goldberg's romance
June 07, 1993
Kim Kardashian wishing she was married (in 2010)
November 22, 2010
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