This kitten will be really, really sad:
Your car will be in this kid’s way instead of at the polls:
This stuffed puppy will follow through on his threats:
This otter’s uneducated vote may actually make a difference:
Evan Longoria won’t have your back:
This brutally honest kid will send you a Christmas card:
This lawnmower will physically try to force you to the polls:
The wrong person could come to power:
This penguin wedding will end in divorce:
You won’t get a sweet sticker:
Michelle Obama will be super pissed:
George Lucas and Disney will make this movie:
Hero Cat won’t be there to save you:
But Stalker Dog WILL be there to scare you:
When things go bad, you won’t be able to say this:
Someone will give you this cake on your birthday:
You won’t have a good place to get rid of your gum:
Mitch Hurwitz promises to cancel the new season of Arrested Development:
And Nickelback promises to make a new album:
Your new nickname will be “Mirage”:
This bottle of Coke just might do it:
And this drunk koala will have another drink:
This dog will give you the stink eye:
And this hedgehog won’t invite you to his birthday party:
This rock will strike when you least suspect it:
You won’t have the chance to win this rifle:
And finally, the best candidate for the job may not actually win:
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