So after finishing a square piece of cardboard pizza...
Or some delicious, delicious Lunchables pizza...
It's time for some....
Ecto Cooler:
AKA the best damn drink ever made. RIP.
Crispy M&Ms:
AKA the finest M&M ever produced (and now discontinued in the US).
Pretzel Sticks:
AKA a delicious alternative to smoking a cigarette.
Bubble Jug:
AKA the strangest gum to have ever existed.
Squeezits:
AKA the long-gone drink that should inspire every other drink to be squeezable.
PB Max:
AKA peanut butter heaven... where it now resides.
Trix Yogurt:
AKA the best cereal to other food transition ever made.
Mondo:
AKA as the poor man's Squeezits.
Fruit By The Foot:
AKA as near-infinite candy (one foot is a lot)!
AKA NEXT LEVEL LOLLIPOPS.
Sweet, sweet Dunkaroos:
AKA everyone's favorite.
Shark Bites:
AKA a much less dangerous and much tastier alternative to an actual shark bite.
Fruit Strings:
AKA the poor man's Fruit Roll-up.
Surge:
AKA toxic sludge that tasted sort of like toxic sludge... but a delicious kind of sludge? You know what I'm talking about. RIP.
Gushers:
AKA the candy that gets stuck in your teeth so you never have to go back for more.
Butterfinger BBs:
AKA the best candy the Simpsons ever tried to sell.
Mango Sour Altoids:
AKA TONGUE DESTROYERS.
Wonder Balls:
AKA one of the only candies you can actually choke on, which may explain why it isn't around anymore.
Peanut Butter Oreos:
AKA an oreo that made so much sense that they had to discontinue it.
Reeses Bites:
AKA little Reeses you good sidearm at your friends' eyeballs during lunch... or at least you used to, they're long gone now.
3-D Doritos:
AKA the deceased Doritos from another dimension.
Planters Cheez Balls:
AKA little Cheeseballs you could also sidearm at your friends' eyes during lunch. RIP.
Black Pepper Jack Doritos:
AKA the only Dorito that actually matters. RIP.
Choco Tacos:
AKA the perfect combination of everybody's favorite two things - chocolate and Mexican food. Unfortunately, it does not work as well not in ice cream form.
Slush Puppies:
AKA liquid GOLD.
PB Crisps:
AKA a food similar to peanuts, only 100 times more delicious. And 100 times more discontinued.
Magic Middles:
AKA the king of Keebler cookies, unfortunately no longer around.
Go Gurt:
AKA yogurt the way it was meant to be eaten - slopped through a tube.
Caprisun and Kool Aid Jammers:
AKA liquid sugar, I'm sure.
These things:
AKA even more liquid sugar.
Push-Up Pops:
AKA a popsicle you can put in your pocket and save for later... maybe.
Worms In Dirt:
AKA the ULTIMATE DESERT.
Mini M&Ms:
AKA the candy for the future pill-poppers of America.
Handi-Snacks:
AKA the grossest thing ever created... but somehow one of the more delicious ones.
And best of all, COSMIC BROWNIES:
THE BEST SNACK TO HAVE EVER EXISTED.
It's called Urge, but it't the same...
Think it was gone for a few years before we got it back....
Do miss the crunchy m&m's..... + the peanutbutter ones :P