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Buy a gun. Shoot her in the head. Take a shit on her lifeless body. Steal a car (a fast car). Drive away and don't stop until you run out of gas or money. Steal another car. Repeat.
Do some time in prison (maybe 5 - 10 years).
Write a book about the entire experience.
Sell movie rights to Spielberg.
Sit back (or stand, if your asshole still hurts from prison) and enjoy your fortune. Send her mother a 'thank you' card.
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"virgin"....