Things you can expect to see in Portland…
A poop vandal terrorized the stop signs downtown:
Someone locked their Hula-Hoop to a bike rack:
A man with a Darth Vader mask unicycled down the street while playing bagpipes:
That same guy unicycled down the street in a flood dressed as Gandalf:
Someone stole a large blue gorilla wearing gold shorts:
"Trek in the Park" happened:
Bacon Mondays:
A woman took her pet parrot through the McDonald's drive-through.
Service cats:
The LARP club was established:
This was a news story:
Also this:
A man chilled with his alpaca on the side of the street:
Someone found a chicken:
Someone else was missing a chicken:
Two guys decided to knit together while waiting for a plane:
Someone sold their drag queen kit at a garage sale:
Two jellyfish closed down a street:
A woman covered his entire body in leaves:
A baby was stolen:
Another person locked up their Hula-Hoop:
Some asshole broke a tree and then someone tacked this note to it:
The "PoeTree":
"Birds on Things":
This happened:
So did this:
This:
Can't forget about this:
This too:
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