The Jeremy Kyle Show attracts the best guests
This is an excellent way to enhance a tattoo
It's always great when an arrogant footballer gets owned on Twitter
This is the saddest and most romantic story ever
This is a must-read article
So is this
There is nothing funny about this place name
Nor this one
Definitely nothing funny about this street sign either
You know what is funny, though? Jeremy Hunt hitting a woman in the head with a bell
This Catchphrase puzzle
This TV moment
And these anagrams on Countdown
There is nothing more unsettling than a badly stuffed fox
A fox on a trampoline, on the other hand, is delightful to behold
As is a fox licking a window, for that matter
The only good thing about the London riots were the Photoshop efforts that followed in their wake
Speaking of which, here is a rioter trying and failing to throw an umbrella at the police
The best thing about the Olympics was the way it brought the nation together in a spirit of celebration and good will
Absolutely everyone joined in the fun, which was wonderful to see
It's almost impossible these days to find a birthday card that doesn't look like this
Ian Beale looks like a sloth
Roy Hodgson looks like an owl
Shaun Ryder looks like a chimp
And Liam Gallagher looks like Ikea monkey
Women's magazines are a font of excellent advice
There is a world of difference between American TV and ours
This is very true
So is this
Private Eye covers are the best covers
And Private Eye cartoons are the best cartoons
This Daniel Craig/Judi Dench faceswap gets more disturbing the longer you look at it
This would definitely be worth reading
There is nothing on earth - NOTHING - more excruciating than Boris Johnson dancing to the Spice Girls
Local newspapers will always be awesome
In conclusion, then? There's plenty to smile about if you're British
After all, we are the happiest, most upbeat people in the world
And even though we fall to pieces at the slightest sign of bad weather
And the authorities here can be a little petty
You have to look on the bright side. Just think: at this very moment, someone on the London Underground is reading this sign
A fox is hanging out with a badger
And everything is all right with the world
Therefore: Britain, fuck yeah!
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