There's nothing worse than this:
The only way to spell "Wednesday" is by sounding it out "Wed-Nes-Day:"
Hearing the sound of your own voice is the worst:
The only arguments you win are the fictional ones you have in your head:
The names of people you just met are always impossible to remember:
1990 will always seem like it was 10 years ago:
If you don't speak to a baby or a pet in a really high voice you have something seriously wrong with you:
Everything is more expensive when you write something in the corner:
The only way you can find a letter is if you recite the entire alphabet:
Singing is tough:
The best way to sleep is tucked under the covers with a fan blowing on you:
It's impossible to plug this in right on the first try:
Your signature will never compare to your parents' signature:
This is the only way to get upstairs safely after turning off a light:
Every drink tastes better out of a glass bottle:
Tags are the worst:
The best way to be a good student is to write the wrong date on a project you did at the last minute:
This:
There is no greater regret:
The only way your food will be prepared correctly is if you stop the microwave at one second:
And the only way to wake up to set multiple alarms and snooze for two hours:
And the only way to brush your teeth is to wet the brush, put the toothpaste on, and wet it again:
This:
Haircuts run on a graph of disappointment:
The best soundtracks are the ones you make up in your head to movies that will never be made:
Sleeping with pets is never as fun as you'd think:
Right before you go to sleep is prime "regret every decision you've ever made in your entire life" time:
This is college in a nutshell:
If you have glasses, all your friends will think you hallucinate:
And, sadly, this:
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